Funny Namco-Bandai Inspired Jokes During Livestream
Some of the more memorable jokes I noticed while watching Namco-Bandai’s “livestream” during E3 today:
[When a trailer for TANK TANK TANK plays] “That’s not Tales of Xillia.”
[When a trailer for Ni no Kuni plays] “Is that Tales of Xillia?”
“It’s Tales of Inversion!”
“Sound and Audio are DLC, gaiz.”
“DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE!”
“His favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers so they hire Snoop Dog.”
“Forget Tales of Xillia 2; I want Tales of Xillia 3.”
“Tales of Phantasia has eight remakes.”
“This game is going to TANK TANK TANK!”
“TANK TANK TANK= WIN WIN WIN.”
“SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT THE TANK TANK TANK.”
“AND TODAY AND TODAY AND TODAY AND TODAY AND TODAY…”
“POKEMON!”
“Is this Bible Black?”
“Tales of Gravity!”
“This audio is so amazing that I’ve gone deaf!”
“The black man dies first for some reason.”
“Dat face!”
“Dat trailer!”
“This trailer is so interesting; I’ve never seen it before.”
“This game is directed by Michael Bay.”
“This game looks like Windwaker.”
My sister and I were laughing so hard while reading the chat that we were crying and our stomachs hurt. It was amaaazzinnng.
Do you have any more to add?
